1. Xiange: to give you 10 seconds, please list every month to once a thing! (Asked extremely embarrassing female artist)
Xiange: utility bill, phone bill, bank statement ... ... ... ...
2. Xiange: dinosaurs is that a strong J Benefits ~ ~
3. Xiange: One of my friends are not afraid to mix the gang cut a pattern in the back shell ...
So every time I see him not have to bear live trace his head ... ...
4. (After dancing female guests)
Xiange: You really naked dancer bench, rhythmic ... ...
5 . Xiange: look at his hands have grown calluses is a ... (ask the Shaolin monks)
NONO: because the practice of the relationship?
Xiange: the relationship because of loneliness at night ah
6. Xiange: Please chest! (For female artist)
Xiange: ah, you do not do not have quite the chest (to Ajaccio)
7. Xiange: People for the first time, that is the case of half-hearted ... ... ... ... learn to play the piano!
8. Xiange: people do not want spicy, unless the end has been hot, hot to the highest point, spicy heart, the two mountains to more than hot, hot, or I see is you hot!
(which can also be replaced by another hot word)
9. Xiange: Business female prostitutes do not understand I do not know subjugation hate affair
10. Xiange: Now we must think that I interviewed the next a guest, wrong ~ I want to interview our guitarist.
This is the essence of our program, so you never know what we need to do (walk beside guitarist) guitarist now I'm standing next to (turn drummer) then please talk about the idea of the drummer, but his views ~ ~ We do not care ~ ~ (and then walk away)
11. Xiange: Please use the idiom sentence XXXX! I first want to make a.
neighbor Wang family has a plaque above the four characters
12. Xiange: They say no chest big brain, big brain who, without chest thing ~ ~ ~ (length of time with comfort Ajaccio)
13. Xiange: Do not long way to see Kankan, Kankan is mixed.
he is mixed alien ... ...
14. Xiange: Oh, I tell you, he / she the XXX industry, but most of our XX XX Oh, come, XXX
(almost introduce unfamiliar are 用这招)
15. on Ya said, sitcom Mulan, Mulan small s speech to prove his Nver Shen, a coat off.
Xiange shouted: (Chicken) Sir! ~
18. Xiange: Why you can then fire ah
AV Actress: because men did not spectacle
Xiange off: there ah, how did spectacle, the men off to see coming to an end Yeah.
19. Xiange: There are five other beautiful women in China:
second first-class beauty across the seas
beauty beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai
third and fourth stay in Shanghai
so beautiful beautiful home waiting for decentralization reform through labor Five
20. Xiange: frigid frigid frigid! (Pointing to a small s)
small s: J made strong strong strong J J guilty of committing! (Small s hand pointing to his)
21. Ya really unprecedented, (unprecedented, unrepeatable!)
22. (Attend to answer questions intended to help beautiful female guests Xiange suggest that other guests make less)
Xiange: nice to see people you do not envy, it would have been ugly, and what did not answer ah, (turning Ya) Ya right?
23. Xiange: > 24. (when the PL when the player said he was single)
Xiange: Well, um, little brother recently just stay at home, do not know if there is no time for a cup of tea?
25. (a satyr on the topic of the bus, said he met a player who had been touched but did not cry;
Xiange: can not condone bad, to learn Ya, right on the big shouted out 'Well it was great, good was great'
26. Xiange: women are not drunk, the men no chance
men are not drunk, women do not tip
men and women are not drunk, no one restaurant sleep
27. (very confident that when Aya Paixiong)
Xiange: Listen, ah, but there are still echo ~
28. (a large female athletes build good mimi not any underwear)
Xiange: It looks like anyone staring at me this feeling in the Okanagan
things I offer is a belt at the waist ,---- Rights
Xiange: This Underwear do not wear that is comfortable to see people comfortable
Ya: I do not wear
Xiange: do not wear you wear does not matter, and no sagging problem
29. (on location partner is Athena, the street vendors to eat, shout slogans against bystander)
Xiange: Do you want to keep a secret, do not put me together with Athena Chu has told paparazzi news,
we've been together a long time it! ~ has been more than two hours!
30. Xiange: Brother: the blood column injection is still playing ~ ~ ~ ~
but I swallow, I heard recently in some of the things that you oh! (pretending to whisper to the next host to say) said she is also a photo album no chest ~~~~snapped the big S): Colombia: carry on ... ... (surprise like ... ... a long time), it is not more than 164 cm is also one centimeter?
32. (Shanghai prior to advertising, Shanghai, Li Bin, and he sent out.)
L: yo, the original is the famous Xiange you ah! hey, Xiange looks good, if not tall short a bit early to the development of the continent, which until now ah?!
Xiange: is ah! Or do you look good! not only tall, handsome people! especially that of the eyes, looks like that we like Taiwan's star Elva Hsiao
33. Xiange:: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a Leg
(Kankan loaded off a leg)
Xiange:: another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg
(Kankan rolling on the ground)
Xiange:: a car accident Small Ming also lost his leg
(Kankan stunned)
Xiange:: in a car accident, Xiao Ming lost his last leg ... ... In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog
34. Xiange: What usually only eat so stick figure?
big wave MM: like to eat fruit.
Ya: Yeah I like to eat fruit.
Xiange on Ya: People like to eat papaya, you, like grapes.
35. Xiange: What is your favorite part of your body which
Female Artist: Eyes
Xiange: Oh, why?
Female Artist: Because ~ ~ because my eyes are round ~
Xiange: ah, have you seen you square eyes?
36. When the time
introduced to Kenji Wu Xian Colombia: This next one ah. This from the previous obscurity, when he was a debut that no one knew him, ..
Ya: The ..
Xiange: until now. he finally slowly accustomed to this phenomenon ...
37. Xiange doing visit. then Rainie singing. Ya do not know what to do .....
Xiange: ... You see how about our program? and chat, playing songs to play songs. access and no one was listening. to it. guests seated 5 in there. to sell pot to sell pot. chat chat chat father's father. Fu Juan also want to say that no one with children, will suddenly recognize maid when the mother? Kenji Wu and big tongue speechless. Lin Liwen to sit there giggling. This program also recorded what? Thank you, thank you watch the baby and the mother of this program
38. Xiange: What does your work?
guests: music played at the funeral
Xiange: what did you wind up in the coffin beside the coffin ?
Guest: Yes, at his side
Xiange: Do you have blown themselves up and acknowledge that the deceased's up?
39. Xiange: she once went wrong, go to work when the wear is too loud, low-cut low to the stomach Ji eye, halter exposed to the thigh from the side to open * open to the armpit
40. Xiange: Which of you was a student of the University of Music Department?
guests: ** University of
Xiange: ah ~~~~~~ school girl school girl
Cheng Lin: Xiange, where you are, ah
Xiange ** University: I read in
Cheng Lin: ** you read in school?
Xiange: good good good good ... then I passed
41. Xiange: I have heard to the temple, ah, like we are the lovers, one to the temple which broke up, is there such a thing?
Guest: Yes, that couple can not go to Lu Tung-pin is usually there, Lu Tung-pin is the break up marriage of
Xiange: is not the case, any of the temple as much as possible not to
Cheng Lin: Why
Xiange: Because what you do inside the temple?
Ya: Well
Xiange incense and then pray : Well bye, bye to bye-bye, ah
42. Xiange: ** our guests to belong to the sunshine Darling children
Ya: I do?
Xiange: You belongs to the sun licking fairy
43. a little girl to participate in a program
Xiange: There are no guests had a boyfriend
: No
Xiange: like what type of ? have a sense of humor do?
guests: To
Xiange: not too tall?
guests laugh
Xiange: Striped shirt? (Xiange was wearing stripes is shirt)
guests ...
Xiange: Basketball shoes (Xiange was wearing basketball shoes)
guests: To play basketball
Xiange: pants tight enough that it does not matter to? < br> Ya: In fact, had, indeed, a little over choke
Xiange: I have a choke you?
Ya: short legs and is wearing tight pants
Xiange: I also do not want thousands ah
44. Cheng Lin: parents control so strict ah, how will you on the program?
guests: they do not know ah
Xiange: know what? I might use this opportunity to communicate with your father about
Cheng Lin: This is a very healthy program, you can come
Xiange: ok, give me one minute, I talk with my dad, ok
Aya : Well, well, Ready,
Xiange: I think, ** is a good girl, you put her into my hand is ok, and Ho, I think ... Oh, no, I should not call you Ho, father, during which a very healthy relationship, you give us blessing, when you see a broadcast, her people have not in Taiwan, I should say more clearly, father, I let her be produced in the United States, I will be responsible for the child to do, goodbye ... Ya: You should persuade people the role of a father's father, let him ...
Gazette Brother: Yes, yes, in fact, the child let him make friends, like our family, I have three daughters, was it put my daughter to die, okay. the only one!
45. Cheng Lin: I think a lot of men love to eat grass back to Jesus
Xiange: Why? walked the streets is better to go?
Ya: We girls had to do a horse
Gazette Brother: No, the grass had to do a friends, if he back Malaysia, do not feed him
46. Xiange to the guests said: I hope that you will have men in one fell swoop, good or bad, with your wife a gun out of a life!
47. Ya: How tall are you ah?
guests: 188
Ya: My goodness! Could you please stand next to Xiange what?
Xiange: No, no (said as he stood up to the table)
Ya: You know, our favorite is the humiliation Xiange
48. Xiange: We are boys and girls that temperament is the most like, in general this is not the same as he has to pick his girlfriend this is to pick his wife is another kind of a
Ya: You do not like as long as the mother Why?
49. Cheng Lin: I tell a moving story
Xiange: Can not
Ya: The good, Xiange you want to listen to
Xiange: Good, the touching story to ...
Cheng Lin: Get out of here ~ ~ ~
Xiange: So touching ah?
Cheng Lin: Yes, ah, in time for the story of one thing
50. Xiange: I give the guests Guess what they are
guests: Polygonum
Xiange: Polygonum is a musical instrument you?
51. a teenage boy playing a Huadan
Xiange: Taiwanese opera are a girl, people will not think you're a girl?
children: not
Xiange: do you have a brother?
kids: No
Xiange: you do not have brother ah? no younger brother is girls, boys have younger brother, little brother, is there?
kids: No
Xiange: Oh! is not to bring it
52. Xiange: I'd rather have my love side, cattle and horses I do not matter, as long as I love her
Ya: that you are * ah
Xiange bones: I'm infatuated man, you said that I * Aya bones
: You are infatuated with men? big breasts that I was a
Xiange: Hello, old Au,
Ya Do not like this thing: the old flowers, you do not like this
Xiange: measurements, 32 Au
53. time to a couple, that will help men licking woman feet
so Xiange the man aside, the man said: Your condition is not bad , you do not need to do this kind of humble things, okay, so you need to have the dignity of men, do not lick the feet to help others, you first and then wait ...
Xiange girls ran over there, on the woman said: Actually, I love to help people lick feet Oh!
54. Xiange: Do you know most black people do not like to eat?
Rainie: Ya do not know
: What
Xiange: chocolate know that it will be biting their fingers.
Ya: Yes
Xiange: So yellow, most do not like to eat?
Ya: Yes Bananas do?
Xiange: No, in fact stool
Ajaccio and Rainie: Why!!
Xiange: crap, who would like to eat feces ah!
After a child, Xiange like the thought of what, could not help laughing:
also asked why the two of you actually want to eat feces
Hey, boss, give me pounds stool, by the way the knife * used.
(audience laughed)
55. Xiange: She's the most romantic thing to do, carrying a thirty to playboy to the USA to go to her boyfriend
Ya: Do not talk about your own heart, then good, is thirty comics
Xiange: Yes, yes ... is comic, sorry, I say again, girls carry a thirty playboy cartoons, went to the USA to give her boyfriend
56 . Ya: so long, to where the thing?
Cheng Lin: I went to the Yunnan's Xishuangbanna
Xiange: pretty good, hell, that place really is the beauty of this, the road is elephant Cheng Lin walked
in: No elephants, cattle, ducks, and then there are not wearing the lower body ... some ... people ...
Ya: I want to go
Xiange: You say that was wrong, it is the Liuniao Xia Rights
57. Ya: I heard the time you usually inverted to stand even more time than
guests: For ah
Xiange: Why this way?
guests: at home, ah, ah bored!
Xiange: parents are the bat you?
58. Cheng Lin asked the guests: you a start out playing the violin, how it was for the cello?
Xiange: growing up Well, the violin will grow up, ah, widening ... finally it is saying one day, saying, gee, violin, ah, you grew up, my mother has pull them to you, you are not my mother hold the future Oh, my mother caught in the next leg, I used the pull ...
59. Xiange: You have always hungry habits of the stomach cello ah?
Guest: Well
Ya: Why
guests: because the cello is sitting pulling ah ...
Xiange: Oh ~ ~ ~ because when you eat too full, you will really pull that position out of fear Oh ~ ~ ~ feel like doing the same toilet
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